My three year old is constantly telling me that boys are stinky but girls smell like flowers. She farted yesterday and told me "that's OK because our farts smell like roses, right mama." I couldn't help but chuckle a little. She also doesn't admit to peeing the bed and in her eyes it's only because she got a little "sweaty" that night. I loved it when my dad sent me a text when the kids stayed over and titled it "Grandpa is now sweaty too". He wasn't very happy with waking up in his bed to her sweating on him (as she calls it). She said "don't worry about it grandpa, I just sweated on you a little". In her eyes, she makes no mistakes and is beyond perfection in every way.